Two Miniseries you need to watch

In the highly unlikely scenario where you find yourself asking:

Hey, I wonder what that Jesse Zakshesky fellow has been up to...I should read his blog to find out!

...the following two trailers should properly explain why I haven't even logged into this stupid website in a month.

Normally I would go on a half-witted attempt to sound somewhat intelligent or funny, but you should really go to wherever it is that you get your video content, likely listed below, and pass out on your couch for a few weeks.

• Netflix (If you haven't cancelled your membership yet)
• Hulu (If you enjoy ads from Kraft foods)
• Blockbuster (LOL!)
• Illegal underground torrent trackers (You likely already downloaded these videos, whether you meant to or not.)

You're welcome.