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Saturday
Nov192011

Two Miniseries you need to watch

In the highly unlikely scenario where you find yourself asking:

Hey, I wonder what that Jesse Zakshesky fellow has been up to...I should read his blog to find out!

...the following two trailers should properly explain why I haven't even logged into this stupid website in a month.

Normally I would go on a half-witted attempt to sound somewhat intelligent or funny, but you should really go to wherever it is that you get your video content, likely listed below, and pass out on your couch for a few weeks.

  • Netflix (If you haven't cancelled your membership yet)
  • Hulu (If you enjoy ads from Kraft foods)
  • Blockbuster (LOL!)
  • Illegal underground torrent trackers (You likely already downloaded these videos, whether you meant to or not.)

You're welcome. 

Saturday
Oct012011

How Google bought me beer

via Wikipedia:

Google Wallet is a mobile payment system developed by Google that allows its users to store credit cards, loyalty cards, and gift cards among other things, as well as redeeming sales promotions on their mobile phone. Google Wallet uses near field communication to "make secure payments fast and convenient by simply tapping the phone on any PayPass-enabled terminal at checkout."



Seeing as though I'm a technology enthusiast, I decided it was time to give this a test run. Once I installed and set up the application on my phone, I discovered something beautiful in the confirmation email they sent me:

As a thanks for your early interest, we’ll give you $10 on the Google Prepaid Card if you activate it in Google Wallet by the end of the year.

Not only am I a technology enthusiast, but I'm also an enthusiast of sitting on my ass, drinking beer, and watching football. 

I did a quick search via zip code to see which retail establishments in my area support this sort of transaction, and I found the following:

FYI: I like Einstein Bagels as well.

Suffice it to say, location "A" was looking the most promising for the following reasons:

  • It gives me an excuse to visit the old corner-store from my old neighborhood. (REALLY BIG chocolate chip cookies!)
  • The lady who works there is kinda hot.
  • They have beer.

I walked in, verified that they do in fact have the necessary MasterCard PayPass terminals, grabbed my beer, flirted a little, finished my transaction, and vacated the premises with my free merchandise.

Thanks, Google!

 

Thursday
Sep012011

Why I'm an idiot.

  1. I recently moved.
  2. I wanted a better deal on Internet Access.
  3. My new ISP doesn't support ESPN3.com, a sports-streaming service.
  4. I won't be watching as much College Football as I originally planned.

Maybe I'll just go outside or workout more? One could only hope, because I'm going to have A LOT of pent-up energy on Saturdays.

Sunday
Jul172011

psy·cho·sis - noun

Psychosis is a loss of contact with reality, usually including false beliefs about what is taking place or who one is (delusions) and seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations).

We all have strange dreams and/or nightmares from time to time. It's natural. But what I experienced last night was literally the most convoluted subconscious-adventure I've ever been on.

DISCLAIMER: YOU WILL BE LESS INTELLIGENT AFTER READING THIS.

  • Having a small dinner party with a group of friends at Samba, a Brazilian grill in Madison, Wisconsin.
  • Owner of Samba seemed a little private and quirky, so obviously I go up and introduce myself.
  • After 30 minutes of riveting conversation involving roast duck and mojitos, the owner invites me to a VIP party. (To the best of my knowledge, Samba does not host VIP parties.)
  • Upon arrival to VIP party, I realize I'm the only person in the room who is not an Al-Qaeda operative. Owner of Samba is actually Osama Bin Laden in disguise.
  • Owner of Samba, Osama Bin Laden, not too happy over the fact that a 23 year-old American is causing a ruckus about having dinner with terrorists.
  • Osama Bin Laden and various Al-Qaeda operatives chase me around downtown Madison to the State Capitol where a standoff takes place.
  • Authorities kill Al-Qaeda operatives, but Bin Laden escapes via waverunner and promises revenge.

It's a shame that Samba will never be quite the same to me ever again. That salad bar is top-notch.

According to my dreams, Abbottābad, Pakistan is actually located in the Midwest.

Thursday
Jun302011

I'm cutting the cord on Facebook

I've been a Facebook user since my senior year of highschool. I got fed up with the debacle that was MySpace and (at the time) Facebook, a newly created social media network founded by Mark Zuckerberg seemed really clean, and was filled with features that actually worked. Over the years, as Facebook began to gain exponential amounts of social media market share, I kept using it. I remember when they first started to allow users to post status updates that didn't require one to have the word "is" appended before it. Then the company started allowing you to tag friends in photos. Facebook chat came out shortly after. Then apps.

All of these "innovations" were largely borrowed by other services, however they all seemingly worked pretty well, and it was fun to interact with everybody I knew, simply because the majority of everybody I knew was also a Facebook user. Overtime however, I discovered other services on the internet that offered (for me) a much more enriching and intuitive experience. 

  • Google Talk: Let's be honest for a second, anybody who has ever used Facebook chat knows how buggy it can be. Google Talk also has complete chat history (a feature I really love)
  • Twitter: A lot of people initially, and I was one of them, takes one look at Twitter and thinks out loud, "What the hell is this?" However, if you take a little time and actually set it up the way you like it, it's an amazing experience. I for one have created lists for my actual friends, news for the Madison area where I live, and for topics that I like to follow (breaking news, sports, technology, economics, and Epic Mealtime). It's actually really intuitive and addictive once you tweak it to fit your personal preferences.
  • Picasa: A desktop application which implements intuitive editing features and allows you to tag your friends/family in photos and videos. There is also Picasa Web Albums which allows you to share photos with your friends.
  • zakshesky.com: I spent BOTH time AND money to build this stupid website. It only makes sense to use it.

I truly have nothing really AGAINST Facebook, but over the years a number of reasons have come up that have irritated me beyond comprehension. One being simply that I'm an admitted Google fanboy and it bothers me that I'm using sub-par features from the competition. In recent months, Google has had their own FCC run-ins, and have taken a few actions that have even angered me. In spite of all this, I still prefer them over the PR fiasco that is Facebook and their "privacy" policies. I also recently received my invite to Google+, a social media project that I'm really excited about.

However, I do realize that, for whatever reason, you people have taken quite the liking to the idiotic statuses that I post, and the random photos that I upload. I still don't understand why, but because of this, I'm not deleting my Facebook account. I literally just linked my Twitter feed to my Facebook, and I will still reply to messages and wall posts. I also will continue to share links (only to selfishly plug my own website though.) Bear in mind however that I tweet approximately five times a day; if this bothers you, I strongly recommend either hiding me from your newsfeed or deleting me from your friends list ASAP. I probably will continue to upload pictures to Facebook, but I will be uploading them to Picasa as well, largely because of the fact that they offer high resolution photo and video uploads (resolutions that Facebook doesn't even come close to at this time.)

If you still wish to follow my internet adventures, I suggest you do the following:

  1. Follow me on Twitter: @zaksheskyman
  2. Add me on Google Talk: zaksheskymanATgmail.com (AT=@)
  3. Email me at jzaksheskyATzakshesky.com (AT = @)

It's been real.

Oh, I almost forgot. The MAIN reason I'm keeping my Facebook account is because I want to awkwardly creep on the photos from my female friends after Halloween and spring break. 

At least Mark Zuckerberg isn't as big a douchebag as Tom Anderson.

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