My Changing Body

For over a decade, I've had the "skill" of being able to fluctuate my voice enough to be able to mimick pop songs. Such favorites included:

• Nelly - "Hot in Herre"
• Jessica Simpson - "A Public Affair"
• Will Smith - "Here Come the Men in Black"

Last night however, while driving home, I discovered that the days of my falsetto voice being able to carry any tune may unfortunately be over. This troubling fact can only mean one thing:

I, Jesse Zakshesky, 1.5 months away from my 23rd birthday, am going through puberty.

He and I are sharing more and more similarities as the months go on.