I thought I'd spice things up a little bit by changing my cell phone ringtones. Close your eyes and imagine yourself having a stressful day, and you really don't feel like talking to the same idiot who calls you all the time. When he/she inevitably dials you up later on, you are presented with 2 very simple options:

1. Answer the call 
2. Listen to the entire Jeopardy song while you ponder your friendship.

Alex Trebek, an American (even though he's Canadian) Hero.